Friday, September 30, 2011

Ride with me

Hey y'all, I'm leaving from Summermoon Coffee shop on South 1st (Lightsey and S. 1st) tomorrow at 8:00 for a zone 1/2 ride down to San Marcos. If anyone would like to join me, I promise to keep the pace conversational so I can regale you with all of my conspiracy theories.

A non-inclusive list of conspiracies you can expect: Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Earl (my conspiratorial neighbor), Big & Tall Stores, Biggie Smalls, Big Butts and Why I Like Them.

Other topics may include predator drones, burner mobile phones, Goya's desnuda, bougainvillea, light-transmitted wifi, Dilbert, toilet stopper chains, chocolate-tinted mulch, government-mandated fuel efficiency standards, and the holiday tablet market.

Wheels down at 8:15.